You Don’t Put Catsup on a Wiener Dog

Somehow,
probably because
I was lost
wading ankle deep
in the variety of ways
to make a sock monkey
on Pinterest,
I missed it,
and unknowingly
made a salad
when all the world
was celebrating
National Grilled Cheese Day,
and that is so sad
because I do have cheese,
and butter,
and bread,
and the born in the Midwest
Green Bay Packer Loving
fan-ability
that should have
made me fry
that puppy
ankle deep
in bacon.